billykapfan:

agenthacktivist:

Can we talk about how Chris Evans also grabbed Jeremy Renner’s left boob?

#HOW THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON AARON#AND HE TURNS AROUND RIGHT AT THE MOMENT OF LEFT BOOB IMPACT#HE PROTECTIVE OF CHRIS TOUCHING BOOBS#HE WANTS THE BOOB TOUCH#WELL YOU GONNA GET THAT BOOB TOUCH#boob touchapalooza 2k14 (via)


colour: blood orange

#beautiful   #hannibal   #colours  

ivyarchive:

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theorlandojones:

amandageddon:

acafanmom:

professorfangirl:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Orlando Jones stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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theorlandojones really should see this one… ;)

Paging theorlandojones

Approved with some slight proposed modifications:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Trollando stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain


#SHIT   #punny  

humansofnewyork:

"Are you lonely?"
"It’s been a lifetime of loneliness. I decided early on that I better get used to it. I go to movies by myself. If the movie theater is completely empty, I’m even happier. I learned early on that if I wanted to go to restaurants, I better learn to go by myself. One benefit to being big is that people don’t bother you. I’m shocked that you came up to me. Nobody’s ever done that. When I started to go to therapy, it took me several sessions before I even spoke a word. I’d just sit there and cry. And honestly, you caught me on a tough day. I was sitting here feeling really bad about myself. Because I went to the doctor today, and I was sure that I’d lost weight. But I’d gained some."


#:(   #hony  
  • me 2 my child: you were named after the two bravest men i ever knew.... Max Nev

Television is way ahead of film because it doesn’t feel the need to polarize women. Male writers either want to make women the angel or the whore. Women are more complex than that.


#uM   #Natalie dormer  

otarrato:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

THE NIDORANS

this is the best thing ever oh my GOD


blowjab:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

that doesn’t mean everyone’s opinions are acceptable you raccoon looking fuck


novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.


#frick   #mark ruffalo   #Paul Rudd   #HAHAHAHHAHA   #lmfao